A white man was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when he turned to her
and said, ‘Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’
The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and said to the man, ‘ What would you like to talk about?’
‘ Oh, I don't know,’ said the man. ’ Since you are black, do you think that So-called President Elect Barak Obama is qualified for the job? ‘ and he smiles.
‘ OK’ , she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass -. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat potty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’
The man, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.’ To which the little girl replies, ‘ Do you really feel qualified to discuss President Barack Obama ..... when you don't know shit.’